Wednesday, 6. February 2008
(blond?) model seeking man
cutout from a very famous newspaper in Germany. A woman is seeking a man. But wtf does she mean?

"Immer noch attraktives Model, Bj. 42, gut erhalten,
Innenausstattung wertvoll."

"still attractive model, built in 42 y., in good condition, valuable interior."


What is part if the womans interior. Does she mean she´s smart? Well this advert doesn´t show it. Big boobs? Still all teeth? Or are the ovaries still working?

Please tell me....

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on the next page I found a man who would like to open his self to his future girlfriend...

Is Germany going nuts?

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Let me get coffee and I'll explain it to you...

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take your time. I have to meet my "date" at first.

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Let me explain:
Men don't look for big boobs or shiny teeth. Sometimes maybe for working ovaries, but, dear God, let that not be true... Men ONLY look for inner values, like kindness, good homemaker, balanced, maybe a bit funny (but not too funny), smart (but not too smart), independent (but not too independent), etc. Not a single man ever chose his wife because of her boobs. Or... wait!

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I can repair a washing machine AND am rather booby... maybe I should contact that man who wants to open himself. Or...wait!

Okay, this is getting old.

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Well, I can send you the adress, just in case...

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But, I can assure you, that ALL (really all!!) men preferring to check the inner values first, before actually having a look in the eyes.

But you didn´t explain to me, what the valuable interior is? I have really no idea at all.

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two kidneys and a working liver?

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You trying to tell me that men check the inner values first, and then take a look at the woman? That is weird. And I can assure you: Women do it the other way around!

And: swallowed a gold bar?

And: about the address: In California, you say "Thanks, I'm good."

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of course we do!

I knew that women are superficial like that...

You see, you still can learn a lot from the strong gender

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This is why we still talk to you. We hope you learn :)
Damn, I sound like Germaine Greer...

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you´re so generous.

Mankind would be lost without you ;-)

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Yes, but mankind has known that for generations...

so, what's the deal with the matcha thing?

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matcha is powdered green tea. I love it, especially the the version with milk ==> matcha latte.

However, tonight we had the discussion that matcha is bitter. I had several kinds of matcha and only 1 out of 5 was bitter.

I could remember that it had something to do how long the leaves are on the tea plant. And so I had a look in the internet again and found out, that it really depends on the age of the leaves.

It´s not similar to coffee, since coffee is roated and matcha is not. That´s the whole story.

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Right. And see, even the stronger gender still can learn!

Well, good night, I gotta run. Buy fish, make fish, etc...

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